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By Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson reveals the area a complicated position. rather a lot so, in truth, that he wrote a publication approximately it. yet regardless of the looks of the bestselling "The international in line with Clarkson", issues don't appear to have replaced a lot. And so Jeremy's having one other pass. In "And one other Thing", our exasperated hero discovers that: he inadvertently dropped a bomb on North Carolina; we're all going to blow up on the age of sixty two; Russians glance undesirable in Speedos. yet now not as undesirable as Brits; not anyone must have to fret approximately being invoice Oddie's lengthy misplaced sister; cooking a Sunday Roast is something. Gravy is kind of one other; and, he should still most likely be nicer approximately David Beckham. yet whereas this stuff play on his brain, the realm continues to be Jeremy's favorite position to be. generally, it's outstanding. It's simply the idiots, meddlers and do-gooders who break it for the remainder of us. Laugh-out-loud humorous and as straight-talking as ever, Clarkson bursts their unnecessary little bubble, whereas celebrating the certain issues that we must always carry expensive. chill out and luxuriate in as Jeremy places the realm to rights...

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Now we’ve managed to get ourselves into debt to the tune of £50 billion, which works out at about £1,140 for every adult in the land. As a result, the economy is teetering on the brink of collapse and little old ladies are having to sell their cats for medical experiments. And children are being lured into prostitution and up chimneys. It’s all too awful for words. But there’s a darker side to credit cards. A sinister underbelly that is rarely talked about. I’m talking about the misery of not having the right one.

Do they really believe that the producers would let them put their heads in a tank full of properly dangerous spiders and snakes? Of course not. So if they’re not worried about being eaten or dying in screaming agony, what’s the problem? It’s not just creepy-crawlies that get them running around squealing, either. On Thursday the team were presented with a dead chicken for their supper. ‘Eugh. I’m not eating that,’ cried Kerry, predictably. Fine. Leave it out in the sun and let it explode. The same thing happened recently on the American show Survivor.

When an animal dies, or a human for that matter, the stomach fills with methane gas. Sometimes the pressure becomes so great that the carcass goes off like a bomb. I’d like to think this explosive power could in some way be harnessed. I don’t want to get lavatorial, but the cows in New Zealand produce 900,000 tons of methane every year. It’s one of those little facts that I keep in my head for emergencies such as this. Anyway, it would be nice to think that we could get milk from their udders, meat from their legs and electricity from their bottoms.

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